AERO-FLEX® POETRY IN MOTION! |
| |
|
(1)
THE AERO-FLEX ® TRIMMER IS A GAS,
OR GASLESS TO BOOT.
IT LEAVES COMPETITORS BEHIND.
THERE IS NO DISPUTE.
AND NOW ENHANCEMENTS MEAN
THAT TRIMMING'S ROUTINE.
SO MUCH IMPROVED AND REFINED.
|
(6)
WHY CAN'T WE JUST REPLACE THE CAP?
A SNAP-ON INSTEAD.
WHY MUST WE FIGHT THIS SNARLY MAZE
TO WIND AND RETHREAD?
THE PRODUCT THAT WE BACK
WILL SOLVE AND ATTACK
ALL OF THE ISSUES YOU RAISE.
|
| |
|
(2)
OUR TRIMMERS DO MORE THAN JUST TRIM.
THEY EDGE AND MOW TOO.
AERO-SWEEP® LINES QUIETLY BLOW
AND MOW THROUGH AND THROUGH.
STREAMLINED AND SMOOTH TO RUN
WITH HAPPILY NONE
OF ALL THE OTHER LINES' BLUES.
|
(7)
ADDRESS YOUR CUSTOMERS' CONCERNS.
RETAILERS, PLEASE NOTE.
Aero-Flex® LINE BLADES WILL SERVE YOU WELL.
GOOD WILL YOU'LL PROMOTE.
OUR TROUBLE FREE LINES FIT
AND ALSO PERMIT
THESE NEW CONNCETIONS TO SELL:
|
| |
|
(3)
PITY THE POOR CONSUMERS' PLIGHT.
ALL PATIENCE IS WORN THIN.
THEIR TRIMMER'S FLAWED AND WHAT'S MORE,
FRUSTRATION SETS IN.
AN AFTER-MARKET FIX
ENDS IN THE DEEP SIX
OR EVEN BACK TO THE STORE!
|
(8)
WHEEL TRIMMERS THAT LEAF, MULCH AND MOW.
YARD VACUUMS IN VIEW.
PLUS BUSHHOG LINES WILL SOON APPEAR.
AMAZING BUT TRUE!
A WIDE AND VAST ARRAY
OF PRODUCTS IN PLAY
WILL FORGE A NEW "LINE" FRONTIER.
|
| |
|
(4)
THAT TRIMMER'S PROBLEM IS ITS LINE.
IT BRINGS ON SUCH GRIEF.
IT SNARLS. IT BREAKS. CONSUMERS STARE
IN SHEER DISBELIEF.
IT HAS TO BE WOUND!
THESE POOR LINES CONFOUND!
IS SOMETHING BETTER OUT THERE?
|
(9)
SPLIT SHAFTS ARE VERY MUCH IN VOGUE.
THIS WORKS WELL FOR US.
OUR PRODUCT FITS SHAFTS CURVED OR STRAIGHT,
A DEFINITE PLUS.
IT FITS ALL ARBORS AND,
AT USERS' COMMAND,
ENJOYABLE TRIMMINGS AWAIT!
|
| |
|
(5)
SOMETHING YOU NEEDN'T BUMP ALONG?
A SIMPLE DEVICE!
SOMETHING THAT'S EASY TO INSTALL.
WE NEED SOME ADVICE!
THE PRECIOUS HOURS WE WASTE
CANNOT BE REPLACED!
IN SHORT, WE'VE HIT A BRICK WALL!
|
(10)
IT'S QUIET AND VIBRATION FREE.
BALANCED ALL AROUND.
AND BURNS LESS FUEL, LEST WE FORGET.
THE READINGS ASTOUND!
ITS GAS EMISSIONS ARE
THE LOWEST BY FAR.
ANSI CODES ARE WELL MET.
|
| |
|
(11)
WE'VE TAKEN GREAT PAINS TO INSURE
THAT QUALITY REIGNS.
ALL TRIMMING ORDER IS RESTORED.
JUST THINK OF THE GAINS!
THE AERO-FLEX ® TRIMMER'S RIGHT.
CONSUMERS! DELIGHT!
NOW LET US ALL CLIMB ABOARD!
|
| |
Joseph Gianquinto |